Me 50% of the time: I want to read and write poetry and be cultured and love nature and love life.

Me the other 50%: fuck this shit I want to drink and get high on drugs and bale bad ass motherfucker fuck life I don't care.

Me 100% of the time: sitting home alone eating.

tupacabra:

when my mom was pregnant she would put a walkman up to her stomach and play cher’s greatest hits and she apologizes for it every day because she thinks that’s what made me gay